The Data Team threatened to strike on Monday after hearing that the data team at ProMiles competitor, ALK/PC-Miler, was allowed to leave during evening hours. “If they can leave how the fuck can they finish this shit,” an anonymous ProMiles worker asked referring to ALK’s lack attendance policies.
Tradd Yancey, an ALK Sales rep, informed us that the ALK Data Team are only allowed to leave early so that they can go and give out illegal copies of the ProMiles product to the neighboring Wal-Mart and Stuckeys Travel Stops.
“That’s not fair,” responded a ProMiles Data Team member, “we are forced to hoc our copies of PC-Miler on EBay between data migrations and injections of methamphetamines. We work hard to ensure that our data is correct and their marketing is fucked, why should they get off early?”
ProMiles Data Team Lead sent this statement by email yesterday stating, "I don't really have any idea as to what goes on in this department, I just come in, make coffee and go pee pee. After I wake up from my 3rd nap of the day as a result from painkiller stupors, I then call my probation officer and talk about the coke we bought from a guy named Martinez on 16th street in Orange."
Enough Said.
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