The Cracker Perspective

Why can't we, as the superior race, dance?

Our pure race invented both the Dewey Decimal System And Horse-less Carriage, yet we are unable to, as the minorities say, “get jiggy with it.” Why is that? Collectively as a species, has the great White mind evolved so much and become so complex as to have accidently omitted “rhythm and groove” from our already long list of superior abilities? This will not do.

I propose that we enforce a code that requires all people of non-white origin with passable and above dancing capabilities to be prohibited from dancing within sight of any person or person of the Caucasian persuasion at recreational club houses, sock hops, soda shops, church luncheons, church picnics or any other publically organized gathering until we, as a White race, have surpassed the non-Whites in the ability to do such dances as “the trogg” and “the jerk.”
Charles Darwin, where are you when we need you?