Greg Phillips has responded to claims of his virility by stating his "masculine" strength is due to "baby blue digs" and Whitney Houston ballads. Further more, he is worried that his "power combo" has been discovered by other men in the gym prompting him to mount a dis-information campaign against his fellow work-out enthusiasts. He has started wearing other colors to the gym in an effort to confuse the competition; and listening to other artists like Rhianna, and Alicia Keyes.
His secret is that he is still wearing a small baby blue jock strap and turns on the Bodyguard soundtrack when others aren't within listening range. "As long as eyes [sic] keeps to ballads eyes [sic] should be OK." His co-workers are left in utter awe of his mental prowess and superstition regarding everything.
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I feel that this guy might need to have his "Man-Card" checked at the door. My sources(Greg Philips) have told me that he sports a rhinestone studded jock strap when he works out at the gym, I honestly believe that he's refferring to a guy named Jim that he works out in his revered baby blue.
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